Foreward Part 4: The Principles of GRNDS (Get Rich Not Doing Squat)

By Chuck Marshall

PRINCIPLES OF GRNDS

As in any program for bettering yourself, I feel that there should be a set of principles to follow as you approach your riches. Consider this the Constitution for working the GRNDS program.  This is your framework, your foundation, your “cheat sheet” for getting rich easily and quickly.  The rest of the book is merely elaboration on these very important principles. 

Principles of GRNDS

1)       Fame = Money;  Money = Fame.  It matters not how you get there, just get there !

2)      *All effort that could be described as diligent, hard, tenacious, “roll up your sleeves” willful, determined, or “driven” or anything similar to these words and actions or of the essence of these words and/or actions is expressly forbidden. 

3)      Meanness is not tolerated because meanness usually requires effort. 

4)      Litigation attorneys are society’s stupidity enablers and must be utilized at every opportunity because modern society abounds with stupidity.   

5)      It is your right to be rich at all costs and God doesn’t mind.  The Big Guy wants it too.  Why else would it say to trust Him on all the money in America? 

6)      No lying (exaggeration, yes, lying no).  No stealing (if you have to think about it to label it stealing…it’s not stealing)  No cheating (cheating is as cheating does).  GRNDS is a philosophy of absolute sloth and laziness so let’s not stack the odds against us by breaking the ten commandments too!   

7)      The word “work” should only be used in terms of walking in short spurts to get to a position where no work is required as in a politician.  For example:  A politician works to become a congressman but when he becomes a congressman most work will cease. 

8)      Research of anything whether statistics, or facts or any sort of detail is discouraged.  Research is tedious and boring.  Always “assume” you’re right and just let the chips fall where they may.

9)      Positive thinking or self -talk while not prohibited is discouraged.  GRNDS is based on you being perfectly capable of getting rich even with your personal flaws.  You and your  neurotic,  negative,  self-doubting pathetic self are perfectly capable of getting rich.  A new and improved you is simply not necessary.  Relax. J

10)  Just because some people consider a certain activity “work”, does not qualify it as work.  Work is ditch digging,  adding numbers, standing on your feet all day, looking at a computers all night, answering calls from irate customers, managing a group of ingrates, or trying to get 5 levels up in a network marketing program.  These things are work.  Nobody enjoys them, I guarantee you. 

*This is the “Golden Rule” of GRNDS, keep it close to your heart.

These are the principles of GRNDS that are so important to your success.  Please commit them to memory and always keep them just one stretch away from your fingertips.  Once you have committed them to your memory the rest should come very easily.  It will all fall in place as easily as  lobbyist falls into bed with a congressman.  

Forward Part 3 - What is Expected of the Reader !

By Chuck Marshall



About you !

This program will teach you many valuable facts about getting rich that the rich people have always known.    Many of my principles have been used since the beginning of history.  The problem is they’re almost too obvious.  If I just told you the surface information you wouldn’t believe me !  It’s like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.   Dorothy knew how to get home to her Aunt Em, but she really needed to experience the frustration of not being able to get home before she understood how easy it could be.  Just tap your shoes together and tell yourself “There’s nothing like being rich, there’s nothing like being rich, there’s nothing like being rich”.  Soon, you’ll awaken on your beach chair in the Bahamas and all of this poor life you are leading will seem like a bad dream !   

First things first.  There are some things I am assuming about you,  friends.  

You like money….. a lot.

You  are essentially lazy.

You are essentially greedy.

You have scruples but only as long as they don’t interfere with any potential source of income.

You have a taste for the good things in life;  Italian Clothes, Waterfront Property, Yachts, Luxury Cruises,  Jimmy Choo shoes, Tiffany jewelry, Rolls Royces, Grey Poupon mustard,  and Dyson Vacuums.    

You are an epicurean, superficial, money hungry toad  and you’re ok with that about yourself.  You  accept yourself as you are, not as you should be. 

Deep down, you consider yourself to have a  big heart but you never let that get in the way of any physical or materialistic pleasures.

You have no patience.  You want to get rich,  and you want to get rich now.  Not in a few years.  Not  after investing “wisely” for 30 years.  Not  after studying at a University for 6 years.   Not after building a company for 20 years.   You want it now.  

You don’t want to climb up any ladders by working 90 hour weeks as a “manager” or “executive” for some corporation that has no problem working you to the bone.   You don’t want to become a  work-a-holic who lives at the office.  Never the person  who struggles to prove his or her worth by dedicating  every breath to the success of a mindless, monolithic, faceless corporation that would get rid of you if it meant a savings of $1 on their  bottom line. 

 You have probably already read some “get rich quick” books or bought into some “get rich” schemes   and it turned out that you do have to work VERY hard and you have to go “sell” people things .  Their get rich scheme is just to go out and start your own business and convince the world to buy your product.  Well,  you don’t need a book to tell you that!  Where are the easy answers ?    

If you nodded yes to most of this top ten list then welcome aboard.  You are in for the time of your life and you should rest easy that the end of your frustration is near !  Please know that the simplicity is not an illusion, it really is as easy as it looks.  

Foreward Part 2 -- A Self Help Book Like No Other !

By Chuck Marshall

Most books on attaining wealth emphasize the need to be  “positive” all the time.    I know many people who are very  “positive”  but they are still, sadly,  poor.      Other books  speak convincingly that you just need to change your way of “thinking” about money and that then money will start to come to you.  You have to stop wanting it so much and then it will appear in your life.  That’s like telling a thirsty man to stop thinking about water.   How do I turn off a want, and then expect to get what I want?  Once I get it, isn’t it safe to say I would….no longer want it?     In this book, I will reveal proven ideas that will bring you lots of money and you can want that money to your heart’s content.  

  

     How does all this happen?  What is the secret of this book and the secret of most all wealthy people?  How does one get rich in this modern world?    What is the most effective method for gathering dollars?    The secret is….. don’t do squat.  That’s right, don’t do anything.   People who work “really hard” are suckers and will never reach the millions of dollars that they aspire to.  It will always be elusive.   This book will teach you full-proof strategies for getting truly wealthy by not really doing anything.  I will teach you using my patented GRNDS method (Get Rich Not Doing Squat) with 7 alternatives for you and your family.  Applying any of these alternatives while focusing on the fundamentals of GRNDS will bring you the wealth you so badly desire.  All that is required is a true desire, a true need, a true greed for money and an equally strong determination to not actually have to think hard, or work hard.  “Get ‘er done” optimism has no place in this book, and quite honestly it gives me a headache when anyone launches into one of their positive thinking sermons.    

 There are numerous GRNDS (Get Rich Not Doing Squat)  approaches.  Some require you to loosen your morals  (just a little!)     Some only require a single great idea!  One position does require you work to get the job  but once you actually get the job……you don’t do anything.     Another position actually requires that you do a bad job and then get fired to truly become wealthy.  These are but a few of the mind boggling approaches to wealth in our beloved  21^st century.  In a thousand years, when man is evolved a little more these approaches will be seen as primitive, illogical, ridiculous and absurd…. but in the meantime, let’s all get rich with the GRNDS approach !  These principles work today, in our money grubbing Mercedes infested modern world !

Foreward Part 1 -- Introduction - Why This Book ?

How to Get Rich Without Doing Squat   

By Chuck Marshall

 Foreward

Since I was very young there has always been one singular mission that I knew deep in my heart was what I have to do, what I was meant to do, and what I was meant to be and become because it bubbles up from my soul as a God given ambition;  To be rich. 

There are many ways to get rich today in America.  You can invest wisely, or play a professional sport, become an actor,  climb the corporate ladder,  you can cheat and/or steal your way to lots of money.  The options are limitless.  The problem is that many of these strategies require a lot of talent (which you probably don’t have),  lots of time (which none of us have),  lots of butt kissing (which you may not have the stomach for)  or lots of hell-fire damnation once death comes upon us (if you believe in that sort of thing- but why risk it?).   Another important connection between all of these is that they require a lot of work,  and in this book you have in your hands that is forbidden. 

 I wrote this book to inspire the general population that all the money you could want is there for you, and it is not as elusive as you’ve been lead to believe.  Money is everywhere for the taking.  All you have to do is open your  eyes !   I won’t just show you where it is, I’m going to teach you how to get it…… without doing squat.

 You don’t have sell timeshare, or go to law school or medical school.  You don’t have to irritate your friends with network marketing.    No more late night struggles to “get ahead” of your competition.      All your life you’ve been told that it takes a lot of hard work to get rich, that you must scratch and claw you’re your way to wealth.  Nothing could be further from the truth!  I’m here to teach you with my patented “GRNDS (Get Rich Not Doing Squat) principles” the best approaches to getting more money than you dreamed possible without really doing anything.